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Scottish wedding....funny or not? - funny scottish wedding sayings

Two boys from Glasgow, Archie and Jock are sitting at the bar discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding.


"Oh, everything is magic," said Jock. "I organized everything and flowers, church, cars, reception, rings, the minister, even ma stag ...

Archie nods.

"Hell, I even bought a kilt to marry!" Next Jock.

"A kilt? Archie exclaims:" That's great, you see that smart in pure!

"So, what's the tartan?" Archie then asks.

"Och," says Jock, "I think it's empty ..."