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Have you or your kids invented some really good sayings? - cowboy sayings for a birthday cake

My son is a master at this, one of my favorites is "FCS" If anyone is out there, laziness, or after a heavy meal, which means "Fat Cat Syndrome".

And meaner than a cat with its tail in another node. (I think he has that even I could be wrong). I wish my brain works better, and I can not remember, others not.

A cowboy knew he would always say: "It is clearer than the barrel of glintin sunlight" of a gun, "which in my opinion, a compliment.

What are some interesting twists in your family has been created? Who was invented by a new generation?